From http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=32508&cid=3510648
Marketplace: Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!
Sony, Microsoft, et al: Here's one.
Neo-Geo: I'm not dead yet.
Marketplace: He says he's not dead
Sony, Microsoft, et al: Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
Neo-Geo: I'm getting better.
Sony, Microsoft, et al: No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
Marketplace: Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
Neo-Geo: I don't want to go on the cart!
Sony, Microsoft, et al: Oh, don't be such a baby.
Marketplace: I can't take him.
Sony, Microsoft, et al: Well, do us a favor.
Marketplace: I can't.
Sony, Microsoft, et al: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
Marketplace: No, I've got to go to Sega Headquarters. They've lost their whole hardware division today.
Neo-Geo: I think I'll go for a walk.
Sony, Microsoft, et al: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?
Neo-Geo: I feel happy. I feel happy.
(metal) SLUG
Sony, Microsoft, et al: Ah, thanks very much.
Marketplace: Not at all. See you on Thursday.