I have a few theories:
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1. Brian, working with the U.S. government, has been training for
real NATO Defense. We all know that wars are just like demented
clones of Pac Man, so this step is just logical.
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2. His most recent score of 60k is so incredible, that just merely
looking at it will decimate your retinas (......ow, big words hurt
head). His score is hidden for all our sakes.
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3. *SARCASM TURNED ON EVEN MORE THAN USUAL* It's a first for MARP -
the site is messing up a little! NO!!!!!!!!! *sarcasm back to
normal, please remain in your seats. if this had been an actual
joke, you would actually find this tolerable*
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4. Brian, using his alter ego (Taz

), has gone into the MARP
server itself and destroyed any evidence that his score exists,
although we all know deep inside that it does indeed exist, but only
in our dreams............
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5. The game "Thief" came and stole the inp, since natodef is a
ripoff of thief (or is it the other way around? only time will
tell.......)
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6. BBH took the #1 for it. Plain and simple.
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7. ummm.............I'm running dry here.......uh...............HTML
has decided to turn on it's master, and destroy web pages as we know
it, hence why
http://www.mame.net has gone all freaky.
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8. Those darn gnomes. Always blame the gnomes.
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Any other suggestions are welcome
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Sincerely,
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J.D. "Spare Time" Lowe
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